All my guys out there, you'd better remember this no matter what, it'll save your ass just 1 fine day. These are 9 dangerous words/actions/signs to mess around with.
(1) Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they 'know' they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) 5 Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually ends with 'Fine'.
(4) Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
(5) Loud Sigh This is actually not a word, but its a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of 'Nothing')
(6) That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'Whatever')
(8) Whatever Is a woman's way of saying 'Fuck you'.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
So my dear guy friends, avoid arguments if you remember the above terminologies!
Well, only MadTV can come out with such rubbish, and it attracts people like to me watch rubbish. For this video, there is after all a small moral to learn, be contented! Lol!
Most of my post are always related to what I was just doing. After reading about Real Madrid's rumoured bid of 10mil for Beckham and Inter's summer wishlist of 6 players, 3 from my beloved Chelsea, I decided to just post up some classic, good old soccer advertisement. Ole!
Holy Son of a... How do you peel your Potatoes?! Now there's a better way, easier way, definitely cooler way but not the fastest way. At least you won't waste ANY potato at all!
Now you know where this Mr Jeremy Koh gets all his inspiration and bastard nature from. After all, I'm the Original Prankster (Is this is song? Hell it sure is...)!
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good Morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book.", she replies, thinking, "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area.", he informs her. "I'm sorry Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and report you."
"For reading a book?", she replies. "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area.", he informs her again. "I'm sorry Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and report you."
"If you do that, I'll charge you with sexual assault.", says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you.", says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, Ma'am.", and he left.
Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Although I'm watching Family Guy Season 1, I decided against posting up more Family Guy! Either you go download them too! Or search them up on YouTube! So here's something on a lighter note... Bert & Ernie Yo! Its not cute or funny, its just relaxing to see...
Wow! I watched this and I couldn't resist it! I MUST blog this immediately! Stewie is damn hilarious! I've never seen anyone relate this in such a way! Haha!
Family Guy! Something like the Simpsons BUT its banned in Singapore. It's Great! I love it! Gonna download probably all 7 seasons of it! Its after all, the Holidays!
Btw, Stewie is my favourite character! He's a Toddler Genius! But oh boy... I wouldn't want a kid like that!
I was searching for other things, but then amazingly, this came up as one of the search results (AND I WAS NOT SEARCHING ABOUT GAYS ON YOUTUBE!) Watch the video and there's the lyrics just below.
Yeah We are on fire, We have desires, But one is that way, One backstreet boy is gay. But we, don't want to, be mean... Since now he's a queen, Don't ask please, Which backstreet boy is gay. Tell me who? Ain't saying that its AJ. Tell me who? Ain't saying that it Howie. Tell me who, I never wanna hear you say, Which backstreet boy is gay?
Now I can see him, He's in women's clothes, But he don't need an IUD, yeah... He likes Village People, He's playing croquet, His dog is a pekinese.
He is on fire, His back, perspires, Won't say, Won't say, Won't say, WHO'S GAY?!
He's always saying, Ain't nothing but a butt ache, Ain't nothing but a fruit cake, I never wanna hear you say (I don't wanna hear you say) Which one of us is gay, Tell me who? Ain't saying that it's Brian. WHY... Tell me who? Ain't saying if your Kevin. Tell me who, He's baking up a souffle, Which backstreet boy is gay?
I was out with someone rather special last night, out till really late, thanks to heavy downpour that kept me there and I told myself, please let my 99 chances win a lucky draw car. Back to the point, we kinda talked about childhood and how someone is so naughty and rebellious, doing lots and lots of stuff that's wrong, but at the same time, I thought it was pretty cute. Just like the video below...
This is the real Beyonce on Saturday Night Live doing her song Single Ladies. If you observe to the extreme left of her Dancers, you'll notice Justin Timberlake! This is so damn cute! Haha!
