All my guys out there, you'd better remember this no matter what, it'll save your ass just 1 fine day. These are 9 dangerous words/actions/signs to mess around with.
(1) Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they 'know' they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) 5 Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually ends with 'Fine'.
(4) Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
(5) Loud Sigh This is actually not a word, but its a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of 'Nothing')
(6) That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say 'you're welcome'. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'Whatever')
(8) Whatever Is a woman's way of saying 'Fuck you'.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
So my dear guy friends, avoid arguments if you remember the above terminologies!
