One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good Morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book.", she replies, thinking, "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area.", he informs her. "I'm sorry Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and report you."
"For reading a book?", she replies. "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area.", he informs her again. "I'm sorry Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and report you."
"If you do that, I'll charge you with sexual assault.", says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you.", says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, Ma'am.", and he left.
Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
