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Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friends
Omg... This is hilarious! I love Chandler! Haha! Its so alike! All the speech patterns and the actions! Of course, you've got to watch Friends to even know what this video is trying to make fun of!

On a side note, it all begins as friends. =D


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Friday, February 27, 2009
Ahmir
Its apparently an upcoming boy band, nothing great with their own songs. Its pretty much like any other boy band around. However, I do like 2 of the songs that they have uploaded onto YouTube. Of course, these aren't their own songs. The 1st one is Halo by Beyonce, BUT they sang it in Acapella. Its really nice and soothing. The 2nd one is Womanizer by Britney, nothing great here, I just like the actions they do in the clip while sitting down. Its so simple yet stylo.



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Thursday, February 26, 2009
I'm Beautiful...
I'm so damn beautiful...

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Miracle Beer Diet!
As the title says it all! Its a Miracle Beer Diet! So you'd better start learning how to drink, because what better way to lose weight?!

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Porn Star
This is hilarious as hell! I can't stop laughing at the past 10 minutes though the clip only lasted 5! You can go ahead and use the names for your new E-Mail, you'll be a smacking hit, especially Obi Come-On Bone Me, you might be a smack and hit! *Wink*

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Monday, February 23, 2009
M&Ms Ogre Size!
Having some midnight snack, then I decided, hmmmm... what better way to accompany my midnight snack with an advertisement on M&Ms?! I really like the tongue flicking action, its so cute. Lol!

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Another Crazy Parody
Exams Stress are getting to all of us! So what better way to relax?! It's to come here and watch some crazily rubbish clips! I know many of you do! Well, even I myself come back and watch it over and over again! Great laughter, Good for Relaxation, just the right blend.

So recently, I've been wanting to change away iPhone, thanks to Ah Jie who wants to change hers, and thanks to Zsa Zsa for letting me try hers. But oh well, iPhone isn't THAT bad. Let's hear what Steve Jobs have to say then (With lots of elevated exaggeration!).


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Sunday, February 22, 2009
Not Stupid, More like Funny!
This is damn hilarious! You should see the faces of the Goalkeeper's own Teammates at the end of the clip, they were all laughing as well! LOL!

People who are not into Soccer should still watch this video, its so idiot proof that you'll understand what just happened!


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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Its A Kids' Show!
This is a Kid's Show! BUT I'll definitely not let me children watch this! Watch and you'll understand, not all of you will understand, but at least Ah Jie and Edmund for sure will (...you know where I'm driving at.)

"No Kaylen! Daddy says NO more Kid Shows from Britain for you!"


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Spelling Bee!
This is a damn funny spoof of the Spelling Bee competition that is held in the United States once every year! You'll never find this version being aired on ESPN! Haha!

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009
I Need To Be In Love
This is really gay, but I dig it! Such nonsensical things always cracks me up! Here goes with lots of added in self comments! I crack myself up... on crack.

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got it from.

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Fall Out Boy - This Ain't A Scene, Its An Arms Race (I like to exaggerate things!)

2) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
One Republic - Won't Stop (*Wink Wink...* Get what I mean?)

3) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Rey Mysterio - Booyaka 619 (Right back at you Bitch!)

4) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Jack Johnson - Crying Shame (Oh boy... Yeah. Low Self-Esteem Baby! Lol!)

5) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Eminem - Without Me (Thick skinned person. Lol!)

6) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Westlife - Moments (...of retardedness and randomness.)

7) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Lindsay Lohan - Ultimate (Haha... Don't we all think the same?)

8)WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Akon Feat. Eminem - Smack That (Okayyyyyy... Links with Question 2 it seems -.-")

9) WHAT IS 2+2?
Justin Guarini - Thinking Of You (So sweet of me! It rhymes! 2+2=Think Of You!)

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Yellow Card - Empty Apartment (Aiyoh... Bimbotic, but you must be glad to know you're still my Best Friend!)

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Michael Buble - Come Fly With Me (Let's leave on a Jet Plane, don't ever want to know when we'll be back again!)

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Nelly Furtado - All Good Things (I'm so god damn optimistic! You can tell by the everyone-fail-I-get-C-making-me-4.0GPA-top-student theory!)

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
John Pizzarelli - Everything I Have Is Yours (Literal Translation, pathetically a bankrupt.)

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Cap'n Geech And The Shrimp Shack Shooters - Shrimp Shack (Omg... Its the Location to Question 2 and 8!)

15) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Nelly Feat. Jaheim - My Place (Okay, this is not that true... To begin with, I don't even have my own room.)

16) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
周杰伦 - 安静 (This will never happen! No Chee-Na Songs!)

17) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
John Pizarelli - Smile (I hope it refers to me and not the people who's attending...)

18) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The All-American Rejects - Swing Swing (Looking at Questions 2, 8 and 14. I'm sounding like a Cheeky Flirtatious Casanova. Irritating...)

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Maksim Mrvica - Greg's Piano Concerto in A Minor (2 Words: Fucking Classy)

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Splender - I Think God Can Explain (Self Explainatory! =D)

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Frank Sinatra - New York, New York (Either way, I'm going to choke on food! -.-" Its either the New York, New York Food Outlets, or I'll choke on the Big Apple!)

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
The Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu (That is so sad... BUT I never regreted such things, its called "Experiences".)

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Miley Cyrus - Fly On The Wall (Really! Its Damn funny! What can be funnier than a Fly on the Wall?! Good God... Get a life.)

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Sergio Mendes Feat. Black Eyed Peas - Mas Que Nada (Ermmm... Must... Kill... Nadia... Oh my sweet Nadia... WHO IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL, if it coincides with your name, I'm not talking about you!)

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Steve Tyrell - Do Nothing 'Til You Hear From Me (Means a definite YES!)

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Stele Tyrell - I've Got A Crush On You (Yeah... Its pretty scary. I really mean it for this one though.)

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Blur - Song 2 (I also Blur...)

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Matchbox 20 - If You're Gone (Basically, I will undo whatever stupid things I've done to make you stay.)

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Linkin Park - Faint (I can't describe the pain... It went beyond the Threshold level...)

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
The Carpenters - I Need To Be In Love (Yeah... Sigh...)
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Canon in D (Rock)
Soeng May! Check this one out! The Guitar version was cool, this Violin version is cooler! Well, cooler as in it may not sound AS good, but it sure looks better! More Stylo the Milo, adds some class to Rock!

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Condoms!
What is this video trying to drive at? Screaming kid... Nuisance in public... Not taught the proper manners... All the bad habits... Sounds like an interesting commercial that drives at nothing, until you see the end and go, "Ohhhhhhhh..."



Now you know? Haha! So better heed their advice! Or you'll get the same kid, or damn f**king gay person that likes to type in those big small big small alphabet formats or "rainbow-nise" their words. Which I pretty much can't stand, and so does Ah Jie. Because really, its Gay.
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
Cast Away uses Fedex!
Remember the movie Cast Away? The one with Tom Hanks and his Wilson ball? Well, this video is to the 'sequel' of the movie! Enjoy! Funny stuff right there!

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Nickelback - Rockstar
I've been into this song recently, well, the original one (Not the one in the video below). This is a spoof to the actual Rockstar song. Hilarious as hell, so enjoy... Popstar!

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Monday, February 9, 2009
Driving Fast Saves Lives
If you think speeding kills? Think again... it might just do the exact opposite!

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Friday, February 6, 2009
Maintain a healthy level of Insanity
I'm in Starbucks at this very moment in time, and I just came back from viewing Xiu Yi's blog. She posted up some facts for you to know that can help relax. So here's my post to challenge that! This is call therapy (to some, this is perfect forfeits...)

10 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity (Pointer 9 is when you have your own children):

1) At lunch-time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3) Skip down the school's concourse and see how many looks you get.
4) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5) Specify that your Drive-through Order is 'To Go".
6) 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
7) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
8) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling... "Run for your Lives! They're Loose!"
9) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep that healthy level of insanity (...and probably the best forfeit!)

10) Pick up a box of condoms at the Pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the Fitting Room is.
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Wednesday, February 4, 2009
What does Obama stand for?
I'm still on this Presidential thing recently, and I happen to come across this.

What does Obama stand for? Do you know? Well, here it is. Accompanied with a pictorial humour.

O - Originally
B - Born in
A - Africa to
M - Manage
A- Americans


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Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Mistakes can be Fatal
*Rrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg Rrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg...*

"Hello?"
"Hi honey! This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now!" Another brief pause.
"Uh. Okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone, "I did it Daddy."
"And what happened, honey?"
"Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

Pause...
Long Pause...
Longer Pause...

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? .................... Is this 68209483?"

"No, I think you have the wrong number..."
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