I'm in Starbucks at this very moment in time, and I just came back from viewing Xiu Yi's blog. She posted up some facts for you to know that can help relax. So here's my post to challenge that! This is call therapy (to some, this is perfect forfeits...)
10 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity (Pointer 9 is when you have your own children):
1) At lunch-time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 3) Skip down the school's concourse and see how many looks you get. 4) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5) Specify that your Drive-through Order is 'To Go". 6) 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 7) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!" 8) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling... "Run for your Lives! They're Loose!" 9) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
And the final way to keep that healthy level of insanity (...and probably the best forfeit!)
10) Pick up a box of condoms at the Pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the Fitting Room is.
