Alright, here are 4 videos of Rowan Atkinson's Stand-up acts. Initially, I was planning to post up the 4 videos separately and name my Post Title with a [Part 1] to [Part 4] behind it. Then I thought to myself, "There is always YouTube, if I don't post them all up nowwww... people will just watch this one and search for the rest..." Thus, resulting with the 4 videos at 1 posting.
Besides, fewer posts will be coming up in the next 2 weeks, as we all know, or at least I know, Term Test are just around the corner, and a real sharp bend it is. So enjoy while you still can.
2 Methods of Studying: 1) Study hard throughout from day 1, so you suffer the entire way, but its in bite size suffer biscuits. This really is eternal damnation. 2) Play hard throughout from day 1, only study at the last minute. You enjoy most of the time, then you swallow the godzilla sized suffer biscuit. At least you enjoy most of the time!
Suffer Less But Over A Long Period of Time vs Suffer More But Over A Short Period of Time.
So its up to you to choose. I chose 2, therefore, I have these videos to still share today and only today!
Stressful weeks after weeks after weeks and after weeks, possibly stretching into our after lifes. So what better way to get rid of stress? Laugh! That's what this entire blog is about since the 1st entry was posted.
So what topic is it today? Well, dating. Since its common in our current age and part of our lifes to be dating! So guys, don't EVER do this on a date. I place emphasis on EVER. These are the DOs and DON'Ts of dating!
Christmas is a month away. So what's the present you've been waiting for? It seems like there is so many things that we want! Car? Bike? Laptop? Money? Love? Snow?
Well... this song hit me when I was at the Gym. To be honest, not a single particular person came to my mind, or maybe I'm just lying to myself, or maybe I'd love to meet someone new by then.
Whatever the case, enjoy the song! Sing along with the lyrics that I've posted up together! To all the stressed out people taking quizzes, rushing assignments, you know who you are! Get into the Christmas mood for the next 4 minutes. Relax. Enjoy.
I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you
I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need And I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking There upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow And I, I just wanna keep on waiting Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it To the North Pole for St. Nick I won't even stay awake To hear those magic reindeer click
Cause I just want you here tonight Holding onto me so tight What more can I do Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you, baby
All the lights are shining So brightly everywhere And the sound of children Laughter fills the air And everyone is singing I hear those sleigh bells ringing Santa won't you bring me The one I really need Won't you please bring my baby to me
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see my baby Standing right outside my door
I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Baby, all I want for Christmas is you, baby
Have you seen the Fedex advertisement? The one with the Blue Merle Australian Shepherd? Thought it was nice? Unfortunate for you and extremely lucky me, at my work place, we currently just imported in a Blue Merle Rough Collie of Show Quality! Its extremely beautiful, and I spent half my day at work playing with it rather than actually working. Once you scroll the pictures, you'll know why!
P.S. Blue Merle is a very pretty colour and not easy to breed. A small fact for aspiring breeders with reference to Shetland Sheepdogs: Blue Merle-Blue Merle breeding will not result in another Blue Merle, it'll only result in a very high probability of a Bleached White and deaf puppy! Even with a the correct combination of Blue Merle-Tricolour breeding, there's only a 50% chance of getting a Blue Merle puppy, and it doesn't necessary have pretty markings! That makes Blue Merle very rare, and also my FAVOURITE colour for Shetland Sheepdogs
***Edit Edit post! Only 1 person saw the mistake! Shhhhhh Ester... Don't tell anyone! =DDD
Back in September, 17th September to be exact (For those who would want to watch that first, which I STRONGLY recommend) I posted up a video of Ventriloquist Kevin Johnson. Think he was good? Well... I'm now going to post up my favourite ventriloquist of all time! I even have his Original DVD (NO to Piracy!) with me. This just one of his puppets that he has, also one of my favourite. Please welcome, Jeff Dunham & Achmed!
I'm currently doing my assignment that has its dateline coming up real soon and I've chosen the topic on weight lost. No surprises there. So taking a 2 minute break from writing, I decided to post up this comic strip on the same topic. I'm always in a mood of relevance and randomness.
Today was CCN day in Temasek Polytecnic, so my classmate was doing Free Hand Manga drawing, so she had some samples on the table. One of them was on some Pokemon character. Guess what? I happen to come across a comic about Pokemon too!
In case you can't read the words, I'll type them out.
Well, Ash, I don't know quite how to tell you this... It seems you have herpes, uretheritis, chlamydia, two forms of syphilis, and severe gonorrhea. Now, now. There's no shame in getting an STD or two. But with your current lifestyle, you're gonna catch 'em all.
Have been on topic on kids recently, or more like it suddenly popped up one fine day among my clique (Well, the older half). It all started with special blog hopping and ended up in Ah Jie's E-Mail. So I decided to just post it up here on the DOs and DON'T with a child! Its not all of them though, I left out some.
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"
Angelina Jolie said, "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder..."
Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive, but I've never had it confirmed."
They all decided the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall" to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day, Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I'm the strongest man in the world."
Angelina Jolie perked up and said, "And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous of them all."
But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, sexy face and said...
Children now a days are getting smarter and smarter. I'd love Kaylen or Ethan to be as witty as the below kids (For those who don't know, that's my future daughter & son respectively). So how witty is witty? Go ahead, read!
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Glenn: K-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l Teacher: No, that's wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Mike, why do you always get so dirty? Mike: Well, I'm alot closer to the ground than you are!
Teacher: George Washington not old chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Last but not least, my favourite of them all (Because it probably does relate to reality)...
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer listening? Harold: A Teacher!
Couldn't help but post this one up. Tomorrow 5th November 2008 (Singapore Time, it'll be 4th November in America), we know the results for the America's Presidential Election! What better way to throw in some humour!
After looking at this actual scene taking place in comparison to the Road Sign, you might probably see Road Signs in a whole new light. So the next time you see me laughing out of the blue with no apparent reason while walking along the road, there actually is a reason why I'm laughing. My brain is working that Road Sign...
Alright... After playing around with the HTML code, I managed to learn how to shrink the picture size to fit my blog's width. So guess what? Prepare to see lots of comic strips coming up! Its my new in thing next to Youtube Videos!
