Children now a days are getting smarter and smarter. I'd love Kaylen or Ethan to be as witty as the below kids (For those who don't know, that's my future daughter & son respectively). So how witty is witty? Go ahead, read!
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Glenn: K-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l Teacher: No, that's wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Mike, why do you always get so dirty? Mike: Well, I'm alot closer to the ground than you are!
Teacher: George Washington not old chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Last but not least, my favourite of them all (Because it probably does relate to reality)...
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer listening? Harold: A Teacher!
