Let's celebrate and give presents! Everyday is a holiday!
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January 1 is. . . . . .First Foot Day and Z Day January 2 is . . . . .Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day January 3 is . . . . .Festival of Sleep Day January 4 is . . . . .Trivia Day and Humiliation Day January 5 is . . . . .Bird Day January 6 is . . . . .Bean Day January 7 is . . . . .Old Rock Day January 8 is . . . . . National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher's Day January 9 is . . . . . Play God Day January 10 is . . . . Peculiar People Day January 11 is . . . . National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day January 12 is . . . . Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day January 13 is . . . . Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day January 14 is . . . . National Dress Up Your Pet Day January 15 is . . . . Hat Day January 16 is . . . . Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day January 17 is . . . . Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day January 18 is . . . . Winnie the Pooh Day January 19 is . . . . National Popcorn Day January 20 is . . . . National Buttercrunch Day January 21 is . . . . National Hugging Day January 22 is . . . . National Answer Your Cat's Question Day, National Blonde Brownie Day January 23 is . . . . National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, Measure Your Feet Day January 24 is . . . . Eskimo Pie Patent Day January 25 is . . . . Opposite Day January 26 is . . . . Australia Day January 27 is . . . . Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day January 28 is . . . . National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Roundup Day January 29 is . . . . National Cornchip Day January 30 is . . . . Escape Day January 31 is . . . . National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ February 1 is . . . . . Serpent Day February 2 is . . . . . Purification Day February 3 is . . . . . Cordova Ice Worm Day February 4 is . . . . . Create A Vacuum Day February 5 is . . . . . Disaster Day February 6 is . . . . . Lame Duck Day February 7 is . . . . . Charles Dickens Day February 8 is . . . . . Kite Flying Day February 9 is . . . . . Toothache Day February 10 is . . . . Umbrella Day February 11 is . . . . White Tee-shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day February 12 is . . . . National Plum Pudding Day February 13 is . . . . Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day February 14 is . . . . Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day February 15 is . . . . National Gum Drop Day February 16 is . . . . Do A Grouch A Favor Day February 17 is . . . . Champion Crab Races Day February 18 is . . . . National Battery Day February 19 is . . . . National Chocolate Mint Day February 20 is . . . . Hoodie Hoo Day February 21 is . . . . Card Reading Day February 22 is . . . . Be Humble Day February 23 is . . . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day February 24 is . . . . National Tortilla Chip Day February 25 is . . . . Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt) February 26 is . . . . National Pistachio Day February 27 is . . . . International Polar Bear Day February 28 is . . . . Public Sleeping Day February 29 is . . . . National Surf and Turf Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ March 1 is . . . . . National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day March 2 is . . . . . Old Stuff Day March 3 is . . . . . I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day, National Anthem Day March 4 is . . . . . Holy Experiment Day March 5 is . . . . . Personality Day March 6 is . . . . . National Frozen Food Day March 7 is . . . . . National Crown Roast Of Pork Day March 8 is . . . . . Be Nasty Day March 9 is . . . . . Panic Day March 10 is . . . . Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day March 11 is . . . . Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day March 12 is . . . . Alfred Hitchcock Day March 13 is . . . . Jewel Day March 14 is . . . . National Potato Chip Day March 15 is . . . . Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day March 16 is . . . . Everything You Do Is Right Day March 17 is . . . . Submarine Day March 18 is . . . . Supreme Sacrifice Day March 19 is . . . . Poultry Day March 20 is . . . . Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day March 21 is . . . . Fragrance Day March 22 is . . . . National Goof-off Day March 23 is . . ....National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day March 24 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day March 25 is . . . . Pecan Day and Waffle Day March 26 is . . . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day March 27 is . . . . National "Joe" Day March 28 is . . . . Something On A Stick Day March 29 is . . . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day March 30 is . . . . I Am In Control Day March 31 is . . . . Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ April 1 is . . . . . One Cent Day April 2 is . . . . . National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day April 3 is . . . . . Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day April 4 is . . . . . Tell-A-Lie Day April 5 is . . . . . Go For Broke Day April 6 is . . . . . Sorry Charlie Day April 7 is . . . . . No Housework Day April 8 is . . . . . All Is Ours Day April 9 is . . . . . Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day April 10 is . . . . Golfers Day April 11 is . . . . Eight-Track Tape Day April 12 is . . . . Look Up At The Sky Day April 13 is . . . . Blame Somebody Else Day April 14 is . . . . National Pecan Day April 15 is . . . . Rubber Eraser Day April 16 is . . . . National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day April 17 is . . . . National Cheeseball Day April 18 is . . . . International Jugglers Day April 19 is . . . . National Garlic Day April 20 is . . . . Look Alike Day April 21 is . . . . Kindergarten Day April 22 is . . . . National Jelly Bean Day April 23 is . . . . Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day April 24 is . . . . National Pigs In A Blanket Day April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day April 26 is . . . . Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day April 27 is . . . . Tell A Story Day April 28 is . . . . Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day April 29 is . . . . National Shrimp Scampi Day April 30 is . . . . National Honesty Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ May 1 is . . . . . Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day May 3 is . . . . . Lumpy Rug Day May 4 is . . . . . National Candied Orange Peel Day May 5 is . . . . . National Hoagie Day May 6 is . . . . . Beverage Day May 7 is . . . . . International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, National Roast Leg of Lamb Day May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day May 10 is . . . . Clean Up Your Room Day May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day May 12 is . . . . Limerick Day May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day May 17 is . . . . Pack Rat Day May 18 is . . . . International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day May 19 is . . . . Frog Jumping Jubilee Day May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day May 21 is . . . . National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day May 23 is . . . . Penny Day May 24 is . . . . National Escargot Day May 25 is . . . . National Tap Dance Day May 26 is . . . . Grey Day May 27 is . . . . Body Painting Arts Festival May 28 is . . . . National Hamburger Day May 29 is . . . . End Of The Middle Ages Day May 30 is . . . . My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day May 31 is . . . . National Macaroon Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ June 1 is . . . . . Dare Day June 2 is . . . . . National Rocky Road Day June 3 is . . . . . Repeat Day June 4 is . . . . . Old Maid's Day June 5 is . . . . . Festival Of Popular Delusions Day June 6 is . . . . . Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day June 7 is . . . . . National Chocolate Ice Cream Day June 8 is . . . . . Name Your Poison Day June 9 is . . . . . Donald Duck Day June 10 is . . . . National Yo-yo Day June 11 is . . . . National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day June 12 is . . . . Machine Day June 13 is . . . . National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day June 14 is . . . . Pop Goes The Weasel Day June 15 is . . . . Smile Power Day June 16 is . . . . National Hollerin' Contest Day June 17 is . . . . Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day June 18 is . . . . International Panic Day June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering Day June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda Day June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning Day More Info on Cuckoo Warning Day June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate Eclair Day June 23 is . . . . National Pink Day June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life Day June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin Day June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day June 27 is . . . . National Columnists Day June 28 is . . . . Paul Bunyan Day June 29 is . . . . Camera Day June 30 is . . . . Meteor Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day July 2 is . . . . . Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day July 3 is . . . . . Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day July 4 is . . . . . National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day July 5 is . . . . . Workaholics Day July 6 is . . . . . National Fried Chicken Day July 7 is . . . . . National Strawberry Sundae Day July 8 is . . . . . Video Games Day July 9 is . . . . . National Sugar Cookie Day July 10 is . . . . Clerihew Day July 11 is . . . . National Cheer Up The Lonely Day July 12 is . . . . National Pecan Pie Day July 13 is . . . . Fool's Paradise Day July 14 is . . . . National Nude Day July 15 is . . . . National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day July 16 is . . . . International Juggling Day July 17 is . . . . National Peach Ice Cream Day July 18 is . . . . National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day July 19 is . . . . Flitch Day July 20 is . . . . Ugly Truck Contest Day July 21 is . . . . National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day July 22 is . . . . Ratcatcher's Day July 23 is . . . . National Vanilla Ice Cream Day July 24 is . . . . Amelia Earhart Day July 25 is . . . . Threading The Needle Day July 26 is . . . . All Or Nothing Day July 27 is . . . . Take Your Pants For A Walk Day July 28 is . . . . National Milk Chocolate Day July 29 is . . . . Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day July 30 is . . . . National Cheesecake Day July 31 is . . . . Parent's Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ August 1 is . . . . . Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day August 2 is . . . . . National Ice Cream Sandwich Day August 3 is . . . . . National Watermelon Day August 4 is . . . . . Twins Day Festival August 5 is . . . . . National Mustard Day August 6 is . . . . . Wiggle Your Toes Day August 7 is . . . . . Sea Serpent Day August 8 is . . . . . National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night August 9 is . . . . . National Polka Festival August 10 is . . . . Lazy Day August 11 is . . . . Presidential Joke Day August 12 is . . . . Middle Child's Day August 13 is . . . . Blame Someone Else Day August 14 is . . . . National Creamsicle Day August 15 is . . . . National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day August 16 is . . . . Bratwurst Festival August 17 is . . . . National Thriftshop Day August 18 is . . . . Bad Poetry Day August 19 is . . . . Potato Day August 20 is . . . . National Radio Day August 21 is . . . . National Spumoni Day August 22 is . . . . Be An Angel Day August 23 is . . . . National Spongecake Day August 24 is . . . . Knife Day August 25 is . . . . Kiss-And-Make-Up Day August 26 is . . . . National Cherry Popsicle Day August 27 is . . . . Petroleum Day August 28 is . . . . World Sauntering Day August 29 is . . . . More Herbs, Less Salt Day August 30 is . . . . National Toasted Marshmallow Day August 31 is . . . . National Trail Mix Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ September 1 is . . . . . Emma M. Nutt Day September 2 is . . . . . National Beheading Day September 3 is . . . . . Skyscraper Day September 4 is . . . . . Newspaper Carrier Day September 5 is . . . . . Be Late For Something Day September 6 is . . . . . Fight Procrastination Day September 7 is . . . . . Neither Rain Nor Snow Day September 8 is . . . . . National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day September 9 is . . . . . Teddy Bear Day September 10 is . . . . Swap Ideas Day September 11 is . . . . No News Is Good News Day September 12 is . . . . National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate Milkshake Day September 13 is . . . . Defy Superstition Day September 14 is . . . . National Cream-filled Donut Day September 15 is . . . . Felt Hat Day September 16 is . . . . Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day September 17 is . . . . National Apple Dumpling Day September 18 is . . . . National Play-doh Day September 19 is . . . . Talk Like a Pirate Day, National Butterscotch Pudding Day September 20 is . . . . National Punch Day September 21 is . . . . World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival September 22 is . . . . Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day September 23 is . . . . Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day September 24 is . . . . Festival Of Latest Novelties September 25 is . . . . National Comic Book Day September 26 is . . . . National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake Day September 27 is . . . . Crush A Can Day September 28 is . . . . Ask A Stupid Question Day More Info on Stupid Questions September 29 is . . . . Poisoned Blackberries Day September 30 is . . . . National Mud Pack Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ October 1 is . . . . . World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day October 2 is . . . . . Name Your Car Day October 3 is . . . . . Virus Appreciation Day October 4 is . . . . . National Golf Day October 5 is . . . . . National Storytelling Festival October 6 is . . . . . German-American Day and Come and Take It Day October 7 is . . . . . National Frappe Day October 8 is . . . . . American Tag Day October 9 is . . . . . Moldy Cheese Day October 10 is . . . . National Angel Food Cake Day October 11 is . . . . It's My Party Day October 12 is . . . . International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day October 13 is . . . . National Peanut Festival October 14 is . . . . Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day October 15 is . . . . White Cane Safety Day October 16 is . . . . Dictionary Day October 17 is . . . . Gaudy Day October 18 is . . . . No Beard Day October 19 is . . . . Evaluate Your Life Day October 20 is . . . . National Brandied Fruit Day October 21 is . . . . Babbling Day October 22 is . . . . National Nut Day October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day October 24 is . . . . National Bologna Day October 25 is . . . . Punk For A Day Day October 26 is . . . . Mule Day October 27 is . . . . Sylvia Plath Day October 28 is . . . . Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day October 29 is . . . . Hermit Day October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day October 31 is . . . . National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic Powers Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ November 1 is . . . . . National Vinegar Day November 2 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day November 3 is . . . . . Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day November 9 is . . . . . Chaos Never Dies Day November 10 is . . . . Forget-Me-Not Day November 11 is . . . . Air Day November 12 is . . . . National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day November 13 is . . . . National Indian Pudding Day November 14 is . . . . Operation Room Nurse Day November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day November 16 is . . . . Button Day November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day November 18 is . . . . Occult Day November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day and False Confessions Day November 22 is . . . . Start Your Own Country Day November 23 is . . . . National Cashew Day November 24 is . . . . Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day November 25 is . . . . National Parfait Day November 26 is . . . . Shopping Reminder Day November 27 is . . . . Pins And Needles Day November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day November 29 is . . . . Square Dance Day November 30 is . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy Day December 8 is . . . . . Take It In The Ear Day December 9 is . . . . . National Pastry Day December 10 is . . . . Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales December 11 is . . . . National Noodle Ring Day December 12 is . . . . National Ding-A-Ling Day December 13 is . . . . Ice Cream and Violins Day December 14 is . . . . National Bouillabaisse Day December 15 is . . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day December 16 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Anything Day December 17 is . . . . Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day December 18 is . . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day December 19 is . . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day December 20 is . . . . Games Day December 21 is . . . . Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day December 22 is . . . . National Date-Nut Bread Day December 23 is . . . . Roots Day December 24 is . . . . National Eggnog Day December 25 is . . . . National Pumpkin Pie Day December 26 is . . . . National Whiners Day December 27 is . . . . National Fruitcake Day December 28 is . . . . Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day December 29 is . . . . Pepper Pot Day December 30 is . . . . Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day December 31 is . . . . Unlucky Day
