Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the tutorial & lecture premises. But what if your lecturer caught you sleeping at your desk? Here is what you can tell him/her:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." • "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course the school sent me." • "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!" • "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." • "I was testing my notes' file for drool resistance." • "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress." • "Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." • "The coffee machine is broken..." • "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." • " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
